Thursday, March 10, 2011

Email from an asshole.

So according to some random twat, I am a fraudulent eBayer. This pisses me off more than it should, so consider the airing of this grievance in this forum as therapeutic.

Twat: "I was going to buy this phone until I noticed the shill bidding going on. Reported...Ooops."

Piggy: "Well thanks for being so diligent and reporting me, but I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about."

Twat: "current bidder has 50% of his bid activity with you, previous bidder has 100% of his bidding activity with you. I's not rocket science. After they check the IP address will tell the tale. Either way it's shill bidding. 324 bids all on your auctions get real."

Piggy: "Once again, thank you for your diligence on this matter.

But you are accusing me of bad behavior, and that makes me angry. I have no control over other bidders, and if some person with 1 feedback wants to bid on my auction eleven times, I cant stop him or her. I can assure you with 100% certainty, that I am not acquainted with any of the bidders on this auction, and can produce email exchanges with two of them. I doubt that you can be 100% assured of my guilt, your incredible knowledge of how the internet works notwithstanding.

All I ask is that if you are going to report me for bad behavior, that you be sure it is for something I am actually guilty of, like telling you to shit in your hat."